December Delights

[dao]

Saves your life, at the expense of your teeth.

[jeepster09]

Going to church in Chicago

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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: " By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: " By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...
My car was gone.

[getsome]

I think a mighty Amen from the congregation is needed here……..

[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

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[mr surveyor]

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Don't forget the time Ward and June were in the kitchen one morning when June said to him "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last Night?"

The shows back then were pretty slick about slipping in things for the more mature audience members to catch, but very rarely did the young ones (most ... not all) pick up the subtle hints.


jd

[Bawanna]

I don't get it, what does it mean? Oh it must mean I'm young!

[mr surveyor]

after having heard that repeated for over thirty years I finally decided to "look it up" ... seems that June said something along those lines, but just not exactly. Still was funny when I first heard it.


jd

[jeepster09]

The line I remember was "Ward you were to hard on the BEAVER last night".

[sharpetop]

No way that idiot is qualified to work at Wal-Mart!