Originally Posted by
BirdsThaWord
Happy New Year everybody!
Interesting dao, as my wife is the gutter cleaner too. Not that I can’t, but I put it off too long. Hoping to put in gutter guards eventually so she won’t have to.
I’m the one that blows off the roof though. She’s the one handing up the blower. Slipped once when up there. Knee cap came down directly on top of a fastener head (metal roof). Left an imprint in my knee cap shaped just like that fastener head. Smarted real good. Now I only wear a certain type of shoes up there as they are grabby. I sold metal roofs for years and always cautioned homeowner’s about walking on them, then there I go. I’ve walked hundreds of roofs without issue (other than putting a leg through a rotted area once) but never fell until on my roof. Guy I worked for got it real good one day. He fell through the roof, through the ceiling, down into the house. Surprisingly, he did not break any bones.
My dad did that back in the day. Helping on a roof, went thru, thru the ceiling and ended up sitting beside the lady owner of the house on the couch. Didn't get hurt, neither of them. If he'd been a bit to one side, it would have been ugly. Never did tell me if the owner was cute or anything, wondered about that to this day.
I never cared working the high stuff either, I could climb a tree or anything where I'm using my hands, but walking walls, or even a rickety ladder, scaffolding etc, wasn't my thing.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."