I know that many of you have been wrestling with all sorts of problems in your lives and are in dire need of guidance.Well bless your hearts,the help you so desperately need has finally arrived.Being one of the more level-headed members here on KahrTalk,I have decided to open the vast oceans of my knowledge and experience and start an advice column for you poor souls.So go ahead and get it off of your chest.All inquiries will remain anonymous [well,in a way] and no personal problem is off limits.[Technical problems will be ignored. That`s what Jocko is for.]If you`ve got a nagging problem all you have to do is write to Dear Dietrich!!

[Warning.Actually following the advice offered here may not solve your problems but hey,it`s not like you`re paying for this crap.]