You were always just a little quicker than me. I make up for it with attitude and endurance.
You can sit at the big people table this year, you've obviously acquired my good taste, just don't hog all the turkey.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."