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    If they had a porn DVD section that would be what Heaven must look like……
    You just can’t beat the person who won’t give up….……Babe Ruth

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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    Apparently the newest thing is now a GANG of MONKEYS out spreading the MONKEY POX....watch out for them!
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    I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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    They’re no match for my trunk monkey!
    A corrupt government tends to be well protected by a thin white line of bureaucracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnR View Post
    They’re no match for my trunk monkey!
    I’ve wanted one of those since they came out!

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    2 ladies of the night

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."

    A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign Or go to jail.

    Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."

    One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"

    "Well, that's a little different; the officer smiled "Their sign pertains to religion."

    So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.








    The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

    Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

    "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00.
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